Joke Of The Day: 17 Nov 2007

A man went back home early one morning after a hangover and his wife was waiting for him at the doorstep. He declared, “Before you start talking, I wish to say that I was baby-sitting my friend who was sick last night.” The wife replied, “Oh! And what was the friend’s name?” The man was at a loss for a few seconds but quickly came back, “Well, he was so sick that he could not tell me.”

Man is an expert in finding excuses and reasons! Excuses are convenient substitutes for ignorance and lapses.