Joke Of The Day: 18 Dec 2007

A man came home from work one day to find his wife in an awful mood. “I finally managed to train up the maid to do all the work and she has now quit!” she screamed. The man asked sympathetically, “For what reason?” She replied, “Well, you are the reason! She claims that you spoke so rudely to her over the telephone that she felt she needed to guard her self-respect and therefore quit.” The man was baffled and blurted, “But I thought I was talking to you!”

Never take anything for granted. Every single thing is a gift from Existence, which needs to enjoyed with gratitude.