Joke Of The Day: 20 Jan 2008

A man entered a restaurant and began ordering vast quantities of food. Platefuls of steaming idlis, dosas and jalebis made their way to his table. He ate with relish. After a heavy meal, he signaled to the waiter for the bill. The waiter duly returned with the lengthy bill. “What is this?” asked the man, looking baffled at the bill, “I hadn't ordered anything like this!”

We are all like this - inviting pain and disease upon ourselves with our excessive life styles - only to forget about it and complain later when they actually come!