A lady told her husband that since he was always complaining about her big mouth, she found a plastic surgeon who agreed to make a couple of stitches in her mouth to make it half its size. Her husband said, "Well, I complain only because your mouth is always open. Anyway, how much will he charge for it?" "Hundred rupees." Said the lady. "Alright," said he, "Here's two hundred rupees."
Bickering has become a way of life. Husband and wife need to drop their pre-conceived images of their spouses and look at each other with a welcoming attitude. This is the only way to a peaceful marriage.
Joke Of The Day: 1 Dec 2007
Dec 1, 2007 at 2:31 AM
Series: Joke Of The Day