Joke Of The Day: 5 Nov 2007

Once a man admitted his wife in the hospital for a surgery and waited impatiently outside. He saw the doctor come out of the operation theater, take a hammer and go back in. Almost immediately, he saw him come out again, take a screw driver and go back in. The third time the doctor came out and he couldn’t take it anymore. He begged to him, “Doctor, what are you doing to my wife? Is it this serious?” The Doctor replied with a puzzled look, “But…we are still trying to open my medical kit.”

Man hardly needs tools to kindle his imagination. Imagination for self-improvement is the only welcome form of it.