Joke Of The Day: 29 Nov 2007

A man gave in to indulgence and stole a watch from another man. The man suspected him of the theft and took him to court. However, he was unable to provide enough evidence and therefore the judge was forced to free the man. He told him, “You are free to go. You are judged not guilty.” The man was standing there pricked by guilt and not understanding what the judge meant. He clarified meekly, “Does that mean I can keep the watch?”

Guilt is a sure killer of intelligence! Of course, it better be in the context of theft.