Joke Of The Day: 19 Oct 2007

A wife and her husband concurred only on one point and that was, being stingy. They were planning to die together so that they would save money on the death proceedings. The wife said, “I am planning to be wearing that grand embroidered blouse, but of course I must remember to tell them to cut out the embroidered portion so they can use it for another dress.” Husband intervened, “But, won’t all the ladies comment on the missing patch?” “Oh, they wont be looking at me,” replied the wife, “You will be going without your pants!”

Man works hard at retaining wealth during his life and finally loses his capacity to enjoy it!