Joke Of The Day: 9 Dec 2007

A man suddenly found that his eyes were popping and his ears were ringing. He visited a doctor who examined him and suggested that he get a tonsillitis operation done. The man agreed, but the condition prevailed even after that. He visited another doctor who examined him and said that he needs to get his teeth pulled out. He agreed to that also. His teeth were removed but the condition remained unchanged. One day, he went to the tailor to get some shirts done for himself. The tailor took his measurements and wrote down his collar as ‘sixteen’. This man intervened, “fifteen! not sixteen.” The tailor said, “Sir, the correct measurement for you is sixteen.” The man insisted that he wore fifteen all along. The tailor said, “Alright Sir, we will take it as fifteen. But let me warn you, if you wear a fifteen collar, your eyes will pop and your ears will ring.”

In our quest for the Truth, till we find the Master, we tread all the paths of ignorance shown to us that lead us no where.